Off to the Races
you'll get by w/ a lil help from your internet friends
Hey Broiler Heads! Just wanted to pop by and send you some words of encouragement as we kick off the holiday season. Family is gonna test you, friends will try to make you run a 5k, and the kids will actively sabotage you BUT you’ve got this shit. Nobody can touch the *immaculate vibes* you’re putting out. Anything you cook will turn out great and in case of emergency, I’ll be here in the comments answering questions and helping you solve any kitchen crisis.
Just remember: you don’t need to shop for shit this holiday season. All the gift guides coming your way are useless and encourage hyper consumerism which isn’t good for anyone. Buy only what you need and what you truly want. Below is our newsletter from last year listing what you need to be a master chef in your own kitchen, no special brands or single use shit in sight. Keep it simple and buy stuff for life, not because of some trendy colorway or celebrity endorsement.
Sensible Shopping
Hey Broiler Heads, this week we thought we’d send our newsletters out a lil early so that we can offer a little more help before the big holiday. If these emails, texts, and targeted ads we’re all receiving are any indication, the holiday we’re celebrating this week is Black Friday. Hell, you could skip to the end of …
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone celebrating and we’ll see you back on our regular schedule next week!
Thanks Michelle (and Matt). Everyone I know is getting a new cookbook that hit the shelves at the very end of October. They can start learning how to cook for themselves!!!!
Thanks for recycling last years kitchen recs post. Good tips and pretty fucking hilarious.