The Beastless Feasts

hyped for holiday food

Ladies and gentlemen-

THAT’S. FUCKING. RIGHT.

by Nick Wagner

Every year we put together all our best holiday adjacent dishes together in one place to make planning your dinner as easy as possible to help you survive the season. If you already have our books, you're probably a well-adjusted and beautiful person. If not, don't fret. Our site is filled to the brim with equally delicious dishes that are fucking free. Eating with some kitchen incompetent family and friends? Just point 'em our way and we'll straighten their shit out so you can feast in peace. Because as we all know by now DON’T EXPERIMENT ON THANKSGIVING.

Check our Beastless Feast page for ideas on what to put on your menu this year. We’ve got sweets, soups, salads, and mains for even the pickiest of palates. Our Sourdough Herb Stuffing is so good that you won’t even miss the fact it wasn’t cooked in a turkey’s ass. SPREAD JOY, USE FOOD.

that’s not what we meant

Tomorrow our paying subscribers will get a top secret soup recipe and the roll out of a brand new feature for our motley crew of cooks. Wanna join?

Till next week, keep the oven warm.

Matt and Michelle