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OK, so I once heard that each baby should be presented with an entire dump truck load of disposable diapers upon majority. Now, how about adult diapers? They're bigger, too.

Saving myself: usually I have to get up a time or two a night, and when I do I need to prevent pee on my floor. So, I keep some old, broken underpants on my bedside table, folded up. I grab one, shove it where it'll do the most good (NOT inside, you silly goose!) and waddle to the toilet. Wash hands, wash diaper, go back to bed. And yes, I do sleep bottomless.

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